The Lost Goats: Outtakes
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avevale_intelligencerABELARD swings round decisively in his swivel chair...and around...and around. He grins helplessly.
VOICE OFF: Cut!
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ZANDER: Bluffing? Me? How dare you! (beat) I never bluff. (beat) Sometimes I equivocate...
VOICE OFF: Again!
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ZANDER: Bluffing? Me? How dare you! (hand on hip) I'm not that kind of girl...
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SOREN leaps into the pit, lands three feet away from the foetal ZANDER, who bursts out laughing.
SOREN: (struggling up) I'm all right.
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JENNY settles SOREN's hat on her luxuriant auburn curls. It falls off. She giggles.
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SNOOD: I'm Pervilious Snood. (beat) And I've forgotten my line.
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ZANDER: Bluffing? Me? (corpses)
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ZANDER: Otslag first, then, to confer, and then--what the frod?
Embarrassed pause.
VOICE OFF: Bang, bang, zap pow--where are the frodding effects?
Zander looks at SOREN, and they break into an impromptu soft-shoe shuffle.
VOICE OFF: Cut!
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ZANDER: Bluffing? Me? How dare you! (beat) I never bluff. (beat) Sometimes I equivocate...
VOICE OFF: Again!
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ZANDER: Bluffing? Me? How dare you! (hand on hip) I'm not that kind of girl...
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SOREN leaps into the pit, lands three feet away from the foetal ZANDER, who bursts out laughing.
SOREN: (struggling up) I'm all right.
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JENNY settles SOREN's hat on her luxuriant auburn curls. It falls off. She giggles.
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SNOOD: I'm Pervilious Snood. (beat) And I've forgotten my line.
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ZANDER: Bluffing? Me? (corpses)
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ZANDER: Otslag first, then, to confer, and then--what the frod?
Embarrassed pause.
VOICE OFF: Bang, bang, zap pow--where are the frodding effects?
Zander looks at SOREN, and they break into an impromptu soft-shoe shuffle.
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Date: 2012-08-06 01:59 pm (UTC)*giggles*
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Date: 2012-08-06 02:28 pm (UTC)SOREN: MM-mm-mm-gph
VOICE OFF: Soren, stop chewing the ropes.
SOREN (OOC): But they're licquorice !!!
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ZANDER: (corpses)
VOICE OFF: Soren, take the nurse's uniform off !!
(Rumpus)
VOICE OFF: The one you're wearing !! Saints, preserve us -- those scenes were supposed to have been finished days ago :: why are the costumes still here, and why is Tamara wandering round in one ?
ZANDER: You ordered them for three weeks -- I've the invoice here, and I'll be very cross if you try and cut down on the rental. As to Tamara ...
TAMARA (An Extra): It was in my dressing cubicle when I got here. I thought you were reshooting ...
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A PROOTWADDLE: Wuk! Wuk! Wukwukwukwukwukwuk!!!!!
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Date: 2012-08-06 04:18 pm (UTC)Anael: Don't they normally show these during the credits? Sit down, Mitchy.
Mitchel: I want to dress up and dance, too!
Lethiel and Anael: SIT DOWN, MITCHY.
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Date: 2012-08-07 12:48 am (UTC)