Do you have any cheap and easily replaceble pillows or matresses?
Take one outside, or up to the bedroom, throw yourself at it and rip it to shreds with your bare hands.
It's not easy; it may even be impossible. But you're going to have a damn good try, alright?
I'll have a soothing [HUG] waiting for you when you've finished.
[ETA: It's OK to shout and swear at it too, and/or make any ferocious animalistic snarling noises that may seem appropriate in the moment. Just warn the Countess and any nearby felines first.]
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branchandroot
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Date: 2011-01-16 12:46 pm (UTC)Take one outside, or up to the bedroom, throw yourself at it and rip it to shreds with your bare hands.
It's not easy; it may even be impossible. But you're going to have a damn good try, alright?
I'll have a soothing [HUG] waiting for you when you've finished.
[ETA: It's OK to shout and swear at it too, and/or make any ferocious animalistic snarling noises that may seem appropriate in the moment. Just warn the Countess and any nearby felines first.]