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[avevale_intelligencer]

Teacher: "Tommy, can you make up a sentence using the word 'didgeridoo'?"

Tommy: *thinks a moment* "Hey, didgeridoo that math problem you got wrong last week?"

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[hurdle1gal.livejournal.com]

lol. Nice one. What is didgeridoo anyways?

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Australian musical instrument.

Good for people who suffer respiratory ailments to build lung strength.

[hurdle1gal.livejournal.com]

Aha, thanks.

[eoforyth.livejournal.com]

Now you've done it, willibald has opened the Vault of Ages for some of the jokes he is inflicting me with in the background.

And now I shall go inflict a family-based anecdote on my flist :D

[willibald.livejournal.com]

I was only quoting a few classics of the genre eg.

Teacher "What's fatigue?"
Tommy Sausages."

or

Teacher "Give me a sentence containing the phrase 'half an acre.'"
Tommy "I broke my tooth the other day and it ain't half an acher."

or even

Think of a sentence containing 9W

"Mr Wagner do you spell your name with a 'V'?"
"Nein W!"

Nice to see an original one to add to the collection

[aunty_marion]

I always remember the one about the kid asked to define "indifferent".

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

*looks guiltily over at neglected didgeridoo*

[keristor.livejournal.com]

You can play the didge? Did you master the cyclic breathing? I've never been able to do that (and anything which requires blowing across is unlikely to get any sound when I do it).

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

No, I can't get the circular breathing, which is why I am looking guiltily at it. I can get the right sound, and even add voice, but I can't keep it going because I can't breathe circular yet.