Just to prove someone does invent knock knock jokes...

[avevale_intelligencer]

--Knock knock.
--Oh gods, not again.
--Knock Knock.
--Do we have to do this?
--Everyone's listening. Go on.
--All right. *sigh* Who's there?
--Vonnegut.
--Vonnegut who?
--Vonnegut reason for breaking down this door, that's all I need.
--Happy now?
--Oh yes.
--Great.

Comments

[howeird]

desperately trying to come up with a Kurt retort.

[dickgloucester.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

I love jokes like this!