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avevale_intelligencer(Urgent, pulsing music.)
Caption: SCIENTISTS
SALLY: (reading off instruments): "Thirteen point four...thirteen point five..."
CHRIS: "Receptor B locked."
Caption: SPACESHIPS
A space shuttle lifts off from the surface of the moon.
Caption: GANGSTERS
FIRST MENACING THUG: "...you want it the hard way..."
BENNY: "They call me Benny the Bop."
Caption: PIRATES
DRACUL (as Red von Ryan): "Clap on all sail and make speed!"
SPANISH DAN'L: "Oh, hel-lo."
Caption: GUARDS
GUARD (wearing full-head snake mask): "You wouldn't shoot me. You're only a girl."
ALLIE reaches down and squeezes something out of shot. The GUARD reacts.
Caption: HEROES
CAPTAIN BEDLAM, on his robot unicorn, rears up as lightning illuminates him.
VOICE: "'T is Captain Bedlam!"
MIDSHIPMAN RACE (lounging behind a desk): "Hello, Captain."
Caption: VILLAINS
OPERATIVE ONE: "Why am I always surrounded by idiots?"
MacAIKEN: "That's a very drastic accusation, Chris. How were you planning to prove it?"
Caption: DRACUL von RYAN AND THE KHAOS KOVEN
ALLIE: "Find the wee girlie. She's the key."
DIK: "This guy's in trouble and you're picking up the Lone Ranger."
MARSHA (wielding frying pan): "I just want you to know that Jesus loves you."
WAYNE: "That rings a bell."
DRACUL rings the bell of the bus three times.
TILDA: "You are a very wicked man, Dracul von Ryan."
FRANKIE; (to TILDA's dolls) "I don't suppose any of you know kung fu?"
RACHEL KWOK: "This world is not very well organised."
Caption: OONAVERSE
Montage, accelerando:
A cannonball blows a hole in the side of a sailing ship.
A spacesuited figure floats helplessly away from the shuttle.
The robot unicorn fires twin laser beams from its eyes.
MacAIKEN points a weaponlike machine. The muzzle glows red.
The camera pans across a thousand snake-masked GUARDS, in serried ranks.
A control console slides to one side, revealing a sinister chair.
A pickup truck peels away from the kerb and weaves through traffic at top speed.
A spaceship hurtles towards the earth, its nose glowing white hot.
A house explodes in a ball of flame, throwing several FIGURES into the air.
DRACUL: "What in the bright blue bouncing bejasus is goin' on here?"
Caption: OONAVERSE
The same house, dilapidated but unexploded.
Caption: THE LATEST ADVENTURE
SALLY, staring in open-mouthed horror.
Caption: BY JONATHAN WAITE
CHRIS, looking determined, just before he falls into a ditch.
Caption: OUT NOW
STEVE, pinioned by two snake-masked GUARDS.
Caption: http://www.avevale.org/
FADE OUT
Caption: SCIENTISTS
SALLY: (reading off instruments): "Thirteen point four...thirteen point five..."
CHRIS: "Receptor B locked."
Caption: SPACESHIPS
A space shuttle lifts off from the surface of the moon.
Caption: GANGSTERS
FIRST MENACING THUG: "...you want it the hard way..."
BENNY: "They call me Benny the Bop."
Caption: PIRATES
DRACUL (as Red von Ryan): "Clap on all sail and make speed!"
SPANISH DAN'L: "Oh, hel-lo."
Caption: GUARDS
GUARD (wearing full-head snake mask): "You wouldn't shoot me. You're only a girl."
ALLIE reaches down and squeezes something out of shot. The GUARD reacts.
Caption: HEROES
CAPTAIN BEDLAM, on his robot unicorn, rears up as lightning illuminates him.
VOICE: "'T is Captain Bedlam!"
MIDSHIPMAN RACE (lounging behind a desk): "Hello, Captain."
Caption: VILLAINS
OPERATIVE ONE: "Why am I always surrounded by idiots?"
MacAIKEN: "That's a very drastic accusation, Chris. How were you planning to prove it?"
Caption: DRACUL von RYAN AND THE KHAOS KOVEN
ALLIE: "Find the wee girlie. She's the key."
DIK: "This guy's in trouble and you're picking up the Lone Ranger."
MARSHA (wielding frying pan): "I just want you to know that Jesus loves you."
WAYNE: "That rings a bell."
DRACUL rings the bell of the bus three times.
TILDA: "You are a very wicked man, Dracul von Ryan."
FRANKIE; (to TILDA's dolls) "I don't suppose any of you know kung fu?"
RACHEL KWOK: "This world is not very well organised."
Caption: OONAVERSE
Montage, accelerando:
A cannonball blows a hole in the side of a sailing ship.
A spacesuited figure floats helplessly away from the shuttle.
The robot unicorn fires twin laser beams from its eyes.
MacAIKEN points a weaponlike machine. The muzzle glows red.
The camera pans across a thousand snake-masked GUARDS, in serried ranks.
A control console slides to one side, revealing a sinister chair.
A pickup truck peels away from the kerb and weaves through traffic at top speed.
A spaceship hurtles towards the earth, its nose glowing white hot.
A house explodes in a ball of flame, throwing several FIGURES into the air.
DRACUL: "What in the bright blue bouncing bejasus is goin' on here?"
Caption: OONAVERSE
The same house, dilapidated but unexploded.
Caption: THE LATEST ADVENTURE
SALLY, staring in open-mouthed horror.
Caption: BY JONATHAN WAITE
CHRIS, looking determined, just before he falls into a ditch.
Caption: OUT NOW
STEVE, pinioned by two snake-masked GUARDS.
Caption: http://www.avevale.org/
FADE OUT
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