And now, a little filk

Tune should be obvious. Inspiration, recent events in Michigan. And thanks are due to pocketnaomi, who reassured me that not being in possession of one of the attributes in question was no bar to my writing the song.

Vagina,
Rep. Brown (D-MI) said vagina,
And suddenly the room
Was silent as a tomb
Could be,
Vagina,
She stood up and she said vagina,
And all those old white guys
Were stricken with surprise
To see,
Vagina,
Male members grew limp with horror,
You would think they had just toured Gomorrah,
Vagina,
Today and tomorrow
Vagina.

Vagina,
They banned her for saying vagina.
That simple Latin word
Too awful to be heard
By men.
Vagina,
They want to control your vagina,
They'll try to stake a claim,
But don't dare speak its name
Again.
Vagina,
Say it loud and the creeps start shaking,
Say it soft and the system starts breaking.
Vagina,
The power is waking,
Vagina!