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[avevale_intelligencer]

And now, in the style of Julie Brown, and in honour of cadhla:

(Spoken, as reporter) “I’m speaking to you live from the heart of San Francisco and we should be able to give you a clear view of what’s happening…apparently a young woman is running amok in the city centre…There she is! Jerry, get closer…just lean out over the balcony…(chainsaw roars) omigod, there goes his telephoto!”

(Chorus) She’s a Pretty Pink Princess, she’s got a chainsaw in her hands,
She’s a Pretty Pink Princess, those jerks don’t stand a chance,
In her pink silk dress with frills and bows, she’s cutting off fingers and she’s cutting off toes,
And that’s not all...
She’s a Pretty Pink Princess, having a ball.

(spoken) It was bad on the bus, but she didn’t make a fuss, ‘cuz a princess shouldn’t lose her head,
It was worse on the train but she didn’t complain, Though she wished she’d’a stood in bed,
But when someone at the office made a stupid joke, it was the final straw and the dam just broke,
She smashed through the window of a hardware store, I Have Chainsaw! Hear Me Roar!
(chainsaw roars into:)

(Chorus)
In her diamond tiara and her satiny shoes, it’s like she’s strung out on some really bad booze,
She’s moving fast...
She’s a Pretty Pink Princess, having a blast.

Instrumental

(Chorus)
Like Jason Voorhees in Barbie drag, sister’s got a brand new chopping bag,
Just watch them run…
She’s a Pretty Pink Princess, having some fun.

(spoken) Then the cops arrived and surrounded the place, it was just like Terminator 2,
And she just stood there with a smile on her face, there was nothing anybody could do,
And then she raised her chainsaw above her head, the cops opened fire and we were sure she was dead,
But when the smoke cleared—
(Cop: “Hey, where’d she go?”)
There was nothing there, but one pink satin bow…

(Chorus)
So don’t jerk us around, don’t make us feel bad, ‘cuz she’s out there somewhere and she’s still mad,
And she’ll come when we call...
Oh, Pretty Pink Princess...
(quietly)...kill ‘em all.

Comments

[ladymondegreen.livejournal.com]

It's okay, my clone found the chainsaw.

Love it!