New song

[avevale_intelligencer]

Some people might recognise this lot...

When I was a hatchling my mothers despaired
Though a fine bouncing baby, blue-faced and green-haired,
I had just one problem that caused them to weep;
They could not persuade me to wongle my fleep.

CHOrUS
Wongle your fleep, wongle your fleep,
It's something that anyone can do in their sleep,
You might be a quirdler, you might be a creep,
But at least you should know how to wongle your fleep.
Squax nippy dippy, squax nippy dippy, plim bo bang boo.

They sent me to school with the rest of my brood,
But the teachers grew surly and some were quite rude,
I learned how to fimble, to crouch and to leap
But I never did learn how to wongle my fleep.
CHORUS

So my fleep grew up sickly, its colour was poor,
And I still could not fathom just what it was for.
I had all of my prenklish piled up in a heap
But what good are they to an unwongled fleep?
CHORUS

I grew to maturity to general surprise
But my fleep let me down in my family's eyes
I'd aspired to a job making things that go bleep
But my path was blocked off by the state of my fleep.
CHORUS

So I took to the fungrum and quirdled a spell
And I porkled some things I would rather not tell
Then a broken-down starship I bought on the cheap
And I took to the spaceways, just me and my fleep.
CHORUS

I ran out of guano, was forced to set down
On this backwater planet where twimbonks are brown
And I met a fine lady, by name Meryl Streep,
And she it was taught me to wongle my fleep.

CHORUS 2
She wongled his fleep, she wongled his fleep,
And this raises questions disturbing and deep,
But the secret is one they're determined to keep
Of how an Earth lady could wongle a fleep.
Squax nippy dippy, squax nippy dippy, plim bo bang boo.
(instrumental)

Now all of you hatchlings at play in the sun,
The moral is simple, don't do as I done,
For that which you sow you will most surely reap,
So always remember to wongle your fleep.
CHORUS 1
Squax nippy dippy, squax nippy dippy, plim bo bang plom bo bang,
Squax nippy dippy, squax nippy dippy, plim bo bang boooo.

Comments

[aunty_marion]

Squax ni bong!