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Sorry, Hillary.

Like a small boat
On the ocean
Brought a tourist
Who caused a commotion
Just like a magic word
Can make a book open
I may only have one spell
But it could cause an explosion.

And all those things that I have done
That you may think were so much fun
All those battles that I've won
I'll show you how; when I say "run"--

CHORUS
This is my flight song
Running for my life song
Keep out of sight song
My instinct's turned on
Starting right now I'll be gone
I'll sing my flight song
And I don't really care if I let my cowardice show--
I've still got a lot of miles left to go.

You've got me under your beady eye
Your expectations are much too high
I don't want to die
I don't want to die
For all these years I've dodged the grave
Everybody thinks I'm so brave
But I'm not that guy
I'm not that guy

And all those things that I have done
That you may think were so much fun
All those battles that I've won
I'll show you how; when I say "run"--

CHORUS
This is my flight song
Running for my life song
Keep out of sight song
My instinct's turned on
Starting right now I'll be gone
I'll sing my flight song
And I don't really care if I let my cowardice show--
I've still got a lot of miles left--

It takes a wizard to cast a spell or know when to refrain
Because the things from the Dungeon Dimensions eat into your brain
I've been aspiring all my life but now I think I'm starting not to care
So tell me about this mission--Heavens! Look over there!

Like a small boat
On the ocean
Brought a tourist
Who caused a commotion
Just like a magic word
Can make a book open
I may only have one spell
But it could cause an explosion.

CHORUS
This is my flight song
Running for my life song
Keep out of sight song
My instinct's turned on
Starting right now I'll be gone
I'll sing my flight song
And I don't really care if I let my cowardice show--
I've still got a lot of miles left to go.

(Go Rincewind)