Crescendo

"Yelling. You think I'm yelling? Do you think I'm yelling? Because that was what you said. You think this is yelling? Do you think this is me yelling? Is that what you think? Because if you want to see me yelling, I can yell. I can certainly yell, if that's what you want. If you want me to yell, I can yell. DO YOU WANT ME TO YELL? DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN I YELL? DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO YELL AT YOU? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT YELLING REALLY IS?? I CAN SHOW YOU YELLING IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT! IF YOU WANT YELLING, I CAN YELL AS LOUD AS ANYONE! DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO YOU EXACTLY WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE ME YELL?? DO YOU??? DO YOU????"

With a respectful tip of the hat to the great Gene Wilder, and a loud phthppbbbbpt in the direction of certain souls who are even more delicate and oversensitive, it seems, than I am.