Another Coulton-related filk

This is to Leonard Cohen's song "Famous Blue Raincoat," which he covered. The identity of the person singing the song should emerge...

I'm walking in circles on Squornshellous Zeta
My left leg is broken, don't know where my feet are
The mattress beside me is happy to see me
But then it's so stupid it's making me scream and

I hear that you're living on primeval Earth, well you deserve it,
You're living on rabbits now, I hope that you're watching which ones you slaughter

Oh but you'll come by if I wait long enough
Just to see how I am
And you'll tell me that you're all my friends
Then you'll piss off again

The last time I saw you you were screaming in terror
Your famous red dressing gown stained like its wearer
You'd been to the restaurant at universe end
And there when I phoned you you called me a friend

And you hijacked a ship that was bound for the sun
All but one of us made it, go on, guess which one

And I see you there with the tea in your hand
One more dumb monkey man
And the dolphins have gone
They send their regards

And what can I tell you and how can I help you
And what will you cost me today?
I don't think I'll miss you, I'll never forgive you
You always just got in my way

If you ever come by here, don't say it's for me,
Just tell me your orders and then leave me be.

Oh and thanks for the pain all down my left side
In the diodes you could have replaced, but you never tried

Yes and you'll come by if I wait long enough
When you need me again
And you'll tell me that you're all my friends.
[SYNTAX ERROR: RETRY]

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( A teaser... )

My dream casting for "Two Magicians"

Which won't mean much if you haven't read it, plus there's an implicit spoiler.

Some of these people were the right age when I originally wrote it, but may not be now. Alternative suggestions welcome.

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