The Stages of Political Advocacy
Oct. 2nd, 2008 08:23 am1. It's clear that my guy is the only choice for our country.
2. All right, the other guy isn't that good.
3. Hey, look everybody! The other guy did something vaguely wrong when he was twelve years old!
4. The other guy is Satan and Eats Babies.
5. No, really, he is.
6. You know what? It doesn't really matter who wins. In fact, voting doesn't change anything, so why bother?
7. We didn't really want to win anyway. In fact, this was a strategic move on the part of my guy, so that he can better serve from the sidelines. Or something.
2. All right, the other guy isn't that good.
3. Hey, look everybody! The other guy did something vaguely wrong when he was twelve years old!
4. The other guy is Satan and Eats Babies.
5. No, really, he is.
6. You know what? It doesn't really matter who wins. In fact, voting doesn't change anything, so why bother?
7. We didn't really want to win anyway. In fact, this was a strategic move on the part of my guy, so that he can better serve from the sidelines. Or something.