Recap of VotD by cavalorn

Ganked from bohemiancoast with thanks. Can everyone do these except me? Woe.

Random giggle

While watching one of those programmes about Egypt that the Countess loves so much (featuring Dr Zahi Hawass and his Very Fine Hat):

Countess: (as Pharaoh) "Oi, High Priest, you know that seal you put on Dad's tomb? Can you take it off again?"
Me: (in big Christopher Lee voice) "But Sire, it would be a gross blasphemy! The gods would be outraged, the very kingdom would perish--"
Countess: "Do you want to eat next week?"
Me: "Give me five minutes."

We also watch forensic pathology programmes. Try and guess the line to which my response was "Arrr, lads, we've been rumbled, back to the boats."

Hee

We are, of course, still here...