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[avevale_intelligencer]

Last night I woke from an uneasy doze to hear a Chinese lady on whatever programme it was the Countess was watching say "Pride and Prune Juice."

It's no good trying to tell me she meant "Pride and Prejudice." I know that. I now have what I believe is called a plot bunny that I can do absolutely nothing with.

Any Jane Austen/Klingon fans willing to take up the challenge?

Comments

[akicif.livejournal.com]

"Bride and Prejudice" in the original Klingon?

[jahura.livejournal.com]

And lead me not into temptation, for I can find it on my own.

Hello, Carol Burnett? Got a role for you and Harvey Korman if you're both inclined and able...

[jahura.livejournal.com]

pssst...hey Steve! Maybe we can get Betty White to play Lydia! Whadya think?

[shannachie.livejournal.com]

Oh please! Please! Write a prune juice version!

[maeve-the-red.livejournal.com]

Prune juice is, in my opinion, far healthier than prejudice.

I had a similar 'surely that's not really what they said?' moment in the local Co-op last week:

Older male shelf-stacker: 'Were you working yesterday?'
Younger male shelf-stacker: 'Nah, I had sex'
Older Male Shelf-Stacker: 'Good for you'

Good for him indeed.