Somewhere back in the distant past I tried to claim there were "absolutes on which any rational observer will agree" and got stomped on for moral absolutism. I think I may also have said "well, yes, all right, maybe there aren't" and got stomped on for moral relativism. I may not know much about morality, but I know when I'm getting stomped on. Which is why this post was about composing Wildean paradoxes. Somewhere back in the distant past. *sigh*