[GRABS YOU BY THE COLLAR (NOT EASY AT MY HEIGHT)] Who's been talking to you? Who's leaked the details my new patent-pending intuitive plastic spoon? TELL ME!!!!
Ah well, I might as well start te advertising campaign now: Never miss a drip again! Bristow's Intuitive Spoons [patent pending] are made from Auton PlasticTM, and can anticipate every involuntary tilt or slip, immediately compensating by flexing and stretching to catch the food before it falls. Perfect for baby's first meal!
Special discounts available for hospitals, mental institutions and old people's homes.
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Who's been talking to you? Who's leaked the details my new patent-pending intuitive plastic spoon? TELL ME!!!!
Ah well, I might as well start te advertising campaign now:
Never miss a drip again! Bristow's Intuitive Spoons [patent pending] are made from Auton PlasticTM, and can anticipate every involuntary tilt or slip, immediately compensating by flexing and stretching to catch the food before it falls. Perfect for baby's first meal!
Special discounts available for hospitals, mental institutions and old people's homes.