Alternately, of course, the book of Job is a good illustration of how Satan will always beat God. I imagine him rather like Quentin Tarantino's cameo in Desperado (who tells a truly horrible joke and gets shot shortly thereafter). "Uh, yep, Mister God, you sure beat me on that one, here's your three hundred souls. But, uh, you see those other guys over there? I just bet them seven hundred souls, each, that I could take your most devout worshipper, kill his family, destroy his farm, wipe out his servants and smite him with boils withal, and not only would you not try to stop me, you'd actually order me to do it."

Still an annoying little twerp, of course.