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[avevale_intelligencer]

Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's-your father. Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy and flipped over on his Betty Harpers.

Cabbage crates coming over the briny...um...

Talk Like A Pilot Day? No? Oh well.

*dons white costume with black fluffy buttons and a ruff and wanders away miming the pangs of disappointed love*

Comments

[bardling.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Thanks for that bit of amusement. :)

[hobbitblue.livejournal.com]

*mad giggles*

[aunty_marion]

Polly wants a cracker! Awk! Who's a pretty boy, then?

[jahura.livejournal.com]

Copy that, smallship1? Switching to inertia now, flaps set on min. Who's the weisenheimer in the Grimaldi costume?

Grin!

[the-magician.livejournal.com]

Alternatively

Don't let me stop
Your great self-desctruction
Die if you want to
You misguided martyr!
I wash my hands
Of your demolition
Die if you want to
You innocent puppet!

"what do you mean -steak and kidney, three for five pounds?"

or even

"order some more incence for St.Sebastians ... and tell them the bishop will be there Thursday"

[shannachie.livejournal.com]

There are days
when I realise
I don't understand English.

Sigh.
I wouldn't know but I sincerely doubt that I ever flipped over on my Betty Harpers. And I don't even know what I missed.

[deviant-gent.livejournal.com]

TIME TO GIVE HARRY HUN A DARN GOOD PUNCH UP THE BRACKET.

[zanda-myrande.livejournal.com]

Okay. The incomprehensible bit is from Monty Python, spoken by Eric Idle as a fighter pilot whose banter had gone wrong. it isn't supposed to make sense, though it looks as though it should. Hence "Talk Like A Pilot Day." I should have made up my own, but I was feeling lazy.

We then go through a few more variations, pierrot, parrot, pilot again, Pilate, Pie rate, and Magician's last one eludes even me. Which means that next year I shall either have to find new schtick, or actually do this pirate thing.

I could ignore it completely, of course, but what fun would that be? :)

[zanda-myrande.livejournal.com]

We've done that one. :)

[aunty_marion]

Exercise ze leetle grey cells, mon ami?

[howeird]

RUTH: Pirate, pilot; the two words were so much alike!
FREDERIC: They were. They still are.