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[avevale_intelligencer]

My printer says "kneepad, kneepad," with the occasional alarmed squeak. The significance of this escapes me.

What does your printer say about you?

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[grey-lady.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, as I can't translate it, but it's a language of no vowels, near as I can tell.

[danceswithlife]

Mine likes to say, "Hey, a**hole, you forgot to check the ink levels before starting the 10 page full color print."

[aunty_marion]

I don't think mine says anything; mostly what I get from it is a kind of wordless snarl. Maybe a whine. Sometimes it blows rude raspberries at me when it decides it can't possibly manage to feed a sheet of paper on its own without me getting up and working out which button to press.

[little-cinnamon.livejournal.com]

We have a yogi printer. It says "Oooommmmm".

[occams_pyramid]

"Oh No! It's nearly the first weekend in February again! *Whimper*!"

[jahura.livejournal.com]

Right now it says, I can't hear you.

No, I still can't hear you.

Not that time, either.

Get a NIC or a cable, idiot. Until then, talk to the popup.

Ah, hello K in the next room - print this? Sure thing!