Snippet from inside my aching head

"Headache?"
"Mm."
"What kind of headache is it?"
"It's like a steel band around my temples."
"Oh dear."
"And they won't stop playing 'Yellow Bird.'"

(Someone is assembling a filing cabinet about five yards away. From scratch. Ow. Ow ow ow.)

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( The gate is opened... )

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So, I guess you've all heard about the Jovian Astronomical Society ruling that only predominantly gaseous bodies count as planets, right?