ext_15702 ([identity profile] soren-nyrond.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] avevale_intelligencer 2006-04-19 06:29 am (UTC)

Hello. Yes. Thank you for coming.

My name ? J. Peasemould -- no, no, no : that would be Hartley appropriate.
I am S. Queer Wackford, and I have the honour -- the irrefulgible honour -- to be a minor functionary in the Heresiarch's staff.

The Neo-Coprodist Phalange ?
No -- neither I nor any member of the Heresiarch's entourage have ever given a moment's consideration to --

A recording ?
Of my voice ?
With 3-D hologrammatic visual record ?

Would you excuse me -- I think my brerakfast and I are having a minor disagreement. Yes, the blue glop, if you'd be so good. Three teaspoonfuls in a glass of water. And a small port to take the taste away, if you wouldn't mind ?

A *large* port ?
Well, I could be ....

Now, what was it exactly you wished to discuss, again ?

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